I hate the way you limit asks
and when I have to search for themes
I hate the way I can’t send links
I hate your stupid memes 

I hate your big dumb login page
and the way you waste my time
I hate you so much it makes me sick
it even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you spoil shows
I hate it when you crash
I hate it when you make me scroll
and all the same posts on my dash

I hate it when my tags don’t work
and when everyone types “lawl”
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close
Not even a little bit
Not even at all